There are a few surefire ways to know that a movie has become a truly important piece of popular culture, and there’s perhaps no better example of such an immortalization than the porn parody.
Sure, action figures and a spoof on South Park are cool and all, but no movie gets to call itself a pop culture icon until it’s been turned into a fuck film.
You never forget your first, as they say, and my first taste of the horror movie porn parody came courtesy of Burning Angel’s Re-Penetrator, which was of course based on the Re-Animator franchise.
‘Dr. Hubert Breast has a very good head on his shoulders… and another one on the dick in his pants!’ read the clever tagline for the film, which centers on the revival – and subsequent fucking – of a corpse.
… because, ya know, the severed head cunnilingus scene from the real film just wasn’t hardcore enough.
My appetite whet by the sheer ridiculousness on display in Re-Penetrator, I soon learned that many horror films had been given the same treatment, discovering such treasures as Evil Head, The Texas Vibrator Massacre, The Last Whorehouse on the Left and A Wet Dream on Elm Street – the latter of which featured a sex-crazed Freddy, with dildo fingers. Yep.
Recent years have also seen the releases of Friday the 13th, Psycho, The Exorcist, Halloween and even The Human Centipede porn parodies, showing that the end of the trend is nowhere in sight. And thank god for that, am I right?!
Serving as further proof of that fact, John Carpenter’s 1988 film They Live has just become the latest classic horror film to be infused with a whole of nudity, courtesy of a creative photo-shoot that’s actually pretty classy and awesome, despite the fact that it’s still very much NSFW.
Aptly titled ‘They Live Naked,’ the photo-shoot comes courtesy of website Wood Rocket, which touts itself as being ‘the future of porn.’ 28 photos comprise the shoot, which depicts the Roddy Piper and alien invader characters as being sexy women who just want to kick ass, chew bubblegum and take off their clothes – with a strong emphasis on the latter.
Best of all, no sunglasses are required to see what’s lurking underneath all those pesky clothes!
Head over to Wood Rocket to see the full (and totally uncensored) ‘They Live Naked’ photo-shoot, which was photographed by Chad Duerksen and features models Vuko & Lily Bergman!
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